✧ WELCOME TO HIPPIE DOT IO ✧ THE INTERNET IS STILL WEIRD IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK ✧ THIS SITE IS BEST VIEWED UNDERWATER ✧ NO ALGORITHMS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PAGE ✧    
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✧ you have reached a personal website ✧

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✦ CYBER OCEAN HEADQUARTERS ✦

🐬 dolphin_cyril.exe — INTERNET EXPLORER OF THE DEEP
A gloriously surreal vintage image of a dolphin with Cyril's face, floating in a sparkling blue pool.

you are now
entering the
cyber ocean

HELLO, WORLD.
IT IS ME.
YOUR LOCAL INTERNET DOLPHIN.

EST. IN THE BEFORE TIMES
ALL VIBES

✧ 100% HUMAN NONSENSE☾ WEB 1.0 SOUL🐚 SEAPUNK FOREVER✩ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ✩
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WELCOME 2 MY CORNER

Once upon a time, people had websites just because they felt like it.

This is one of those websites.

No funnel. No personal brand. No inspirational LinkedIn posts. Just a man, a dolphin, and the unshakeable belief that the internet should be a little more stupid.

★ BEST VIEWED WITH YOUR THIRD EYE OPEN ★

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OCEAN STATUS: ONLINE

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Current location: somewhere between 2006 and 2014.

Status: still under construction, like all the best websites.